Foufur

i had to re-post this

Wed, 24 May 2006 03:06:48 GMT

QUOTES BY MR. PENN:

"you got the little male parts, you got the little female parts"
"little boys, little girls, swimming- reproduction"
"you don't have to remember anything"
"If you can't handle it without swallowing it, princess, maybe you should try a passifier"
"you're not leaving till im done"
"are you having problems calming down"
"its like the big moss bongs"
"one way flow: up"
"thats what its about!"
"where have you heard the word gymnasium before"
"gymno means naked"
"thats going to be so not ever happened to you before"
"I'd like them dead"
"STOP! im doing angeosperms! stop that!"
"i'm not stupid"
"i'm not going to be scared off from going to places because they have wax. i mean, they have wax in mississippi"
"i call u brat"
"i wont buy u a rasin. you dont deserve that kind of kindness from me"
"you see these sperm? these guys arent going to get lost"
"was gunna doesnt count"
"deal with THIS!"

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:02:04 GMT

want some sprite?

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:19:55 GMT

look what i just found

i'm the best babysitter ever.

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:18:17 GMT

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:51:13 GMT

hannah gives the best presents ever

i found out why I've been eating so much lately. fuck you, steroids.

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:27:46 GMT

Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:23:17 GMT

MCCALLUM

Across the Milky Way

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 05:10:43 GMT

Milky Way, you will be missed!!! You are a beautiful cat. I grew to love your waddle, your six toes, your vomit, your fur, your fleas, your once-paralized back, your high-pitched nightime serenades, and your liberal idea of "litter box." Though you hated all of us at first, as my senior you commanded my respect. I'm glad we eventually connected. Even though Daisy acted like your enemy, I think you know that it was all a charade. She's bored without you. I love you Milkster!

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 00:50:23 GMT

But Lo-ho-ho Bitches!!!! I'm probably scuba diving right now, what are you doing? HA-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 17:41:22 GMT

sallymacster220: hey babe
sallymacster220: hey well u really pissed me off
sallymacster220: so i'm gonna pretend to be you and ruin your life
sallymacster220: toodaloo
sallymacster220: this is mike by the way
sallymacster220: remember the name whore

i have no idea who that is. WTF mate?

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 02:19:35 GMT

"I swear to drunk im not god." -julie with an UH

we met some crazy kid named josh last night. Thanks for making our night a little more interesting!

im stuck in my house and on a lot of pain killers for a few days. everyone call me or come save me from drugged boredom!!

Tue, 24 May 2005 04:56:19 GMT

yeah hey alright I fucking hate you

no it's totally cool though!!!!!!!

Wed, 18 May 2005 03:45:10 GMT

my hair is shorter than it used to be and i love shady crack houses. and summer.

school is killing me.

"ll order you a red cap and a speedo

Wed, 11 May 2005 01:22:01 GMT

I'm having a lan party
don't forget your bawls

Crotchless Panties

Wed, 04 May 2005 00:05:19 GMT

Oh God I am so obsessed with Caroline, my really cool older sister. She is so beautiful and cute. I wish I had long brown hair just like her. If she weren't my sister I'd probably get engaged to her.

Anyway, My day was amazing, par usual. First, I woke up. Then, I didn't really go to school. I did some other things that were better than school, like writing a poem about my sister Caroline.

That's all
Keep it funky
love,
Sally

i want some trash can punch

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 03:20:17 GMT

all the assholes in the world couldnt compete with him! and its funny how things seem so much more important while they are happening

im grounded. call me and save me from sitting in my room with no one to talk to. PLEASE!

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 04:51:39 GMT

who pimped my LJ?

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 05:31:24 GMT

will someone please pimp my eljayYY?

Mon, 07 Mar 2005 04:27:21 GMT

phahekjhkhshdfjkabfuigiegrb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:59:08 GMT

he finally asked me <3

tomorrow should be fun

watch ur back, u might take it in the face

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 10:36:06 GMT

<3
drugs are for thugs. i want to be high on life

I honestly don't know how it's so easy for some people.
I need to start acknowledging those little problems in my life that are so much more convenient to ignore:
Concentrating on other things besides school and not doing as well as I know I could be
avoiding my dad because I don't want to take the time and energy to forgive him, or even to be upset in the first place
Being absorbed in a relationship that is quite pointless and more harmful than anything, and denying that fact to myself even though I know it's true
Obsessing over what other people think and making way too many assumptions about their thoughts

I've got to learn to deal with myself sometime.

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 02:43:05 GMT

lichie265: i told him im having a sexathon in my car tomorrow at lunch
Sawky07: told who?
Sawky07: which one
lichie265: the sexalicious one
Sawky07: nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Sawky07: im talking to him too
Sawky07: hahahah
Sawky07: i just told him ur sexathons always get busted by the cops
lichie265: DAMNIT SARAH

my mom gave me a book called "he's just not that into you" and told me i could learn a few things from it. There was also a chapter about sex in it that my mom physically cut out. like she got scissors and hacked away at a huge chunck of the book. she said it was too nasty for me to read.

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 20:55:25 GMT

"If you guys are tackling something...I'm coming." -sarah

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 20:15:31 GMT

im in mexico!!!!! i was walking by the "teen club" and there was a free computer (theres 2 computers and they're always taken) so i grabbed it just to check in. i realized i havent had communication with the world outside of acapulco in like 5 days and it feels really wierd. i hope everyone is having an awsome break! ive been laying on the beach and thinking of everyone! see you all when i get back, yo

SALLY

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 04:51:52 GMT

soooo school is out of control stressful and i can't handle it. that is why i am running away with kathryn to mexico or dallas or vegas in my badass tahoe. but before we go we're going to kidnap some hot boys and take them with us. jahfyuags!!!!!

harris is the coolest person i know. he even has a street named after him. its a very nice street too. I LOVE U HARRISSSSSS!!!!!! have a good night.

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