Foufur

QUOTES BY MR. PENN:

"you got the little male parts, you got the little female parts"
"little boys, little girls, swimming- reproduction"
"you don't have to remember anything"
"If you can't handle it without swallowing it, princess, maybe you should try a passifier"
"you're not leaving till im done"
"are you having problems calming down"
"its like the big moss bongs"
"one way flow: up"
"thats what its about!"
"where have you heard the word gymnasium before"
"gymno means naked"
"thats going to be so not ever happened to you before"
"I'd like them dead"
"STOP! im doing angeosperms! stop that!"
"i'm not stupid"
"i'm not going to be scared off from going to places because they have wax. i mean, they have wax in mississippi"
"i call u brat"
"i wont buy u a rasin. you dont deserve that kind of kindness from me"
"you see these sperm? these guys arent going to get lost"
"was gunna doesnt count"
"deal with THIS!"

( fashion show )

look what i just found


i'm the best babysitter ever.

hannah gives the best presents ever

i found out why I've been eating so much lately. fuck you, steroids.

MCCALLUM

Milky Way, you will be missed!!! You are a beautiful cat. I grew to love your waddle, your six toes, your vomit, your fur, your fleas, your once-paralized back, your high-pitched nightime serenades, and your liberal idea of "litter box." Though you hated all of us at first, as my senior you commanded my respect. I'm glad we eventually connected. Even though Daisy acted like your enemy, I think you know that it was all a charade. She's bored without you. I love you Milkster!

But Lo-ho-ho Bitches!!!! I'm probably scuba diving right now, what are you doing? HA-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

sallymacster220: hey babe
sallymacster220: hey well u really pissed me off
sallymacster220: so i'm gonna pretend to be you and ruin your life
sallymacster220: toodaloo
sallymacster220: this is mike by the way
sallymacster220: remember the name whore


i have no idea who that is. WTF mate?

"I swear to drunk im not god." -julie with an UH

we met some crazy kid named josh last night. Thanks for making our night a little more interesting!

im stuck in my house and on a lot of pain killers for a few days. everyone call me or come save me from drugged boredom!!

yeah hey alright I fucking hate you



no it's totally cool though!!!!!!!

my hair is shorter than it used to be and i love shady crack houses. and summer.



school is killing me.

I'm having a lan party
don't forget your bawls

Oh God I am so obsessed with Caroline, my really cool older sister. She is so beautiful and cute. I wish I had long brown hair just like her. If she weren't my sister I'd probably get engaged to her.

Anyway, My day was amazing, par usual. First, I woke up. Then, I didn't really go to school. I did some other things that were better than school, like writing a poem about my sister Caroline.

That's all
Keep it funky
love,
Sally

all the assholes in the world couldnt compete with him! and its funny how things seem so much more important while they are happening


im grounded. call me and save me from sitting in my room with no one to talk to. PLEASE!

who pimped my LJ?

will someone please pimp my eljayYY?

phahekjhkhshdfjkabfuigiegrb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he finally asked me <3

tomorrow should be fun